...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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