Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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