I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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