I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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