Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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