She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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