u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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