I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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