Just mADE A PArabola og urine
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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