I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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