no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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