...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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