this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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