Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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