we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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