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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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