I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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