i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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