What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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