these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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