Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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