Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
someone owes me an orgasm
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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