how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the day after is always just damage control
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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