your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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