Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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