Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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