White coat. Heels.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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