Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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