bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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