Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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