Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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