my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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