The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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