Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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