i always forget guys have bellybuttons
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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