Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Randomize
