One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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