I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude i'm inner monologue high
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
