doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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