glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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