But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
