I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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