I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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