Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
