As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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