Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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