i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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