Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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