Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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