Small penises have feelings too.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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