Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just had sex bonerless
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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