...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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